how can u be prego again
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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