absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i think i have herpe
just one?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
