im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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