He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she smelled like a LAN party
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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