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Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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