Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Someone came in the potted fern
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
