She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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