where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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