How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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