We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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