This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i dont even know how to be here
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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