Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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