4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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