I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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