so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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