So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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