Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
