So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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