Me too!
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
im having a threesome with these popsicles
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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