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Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
so much tequila, so little girl.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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