do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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