It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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