Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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