You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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