I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I look better un-naked...
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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