# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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