Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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