Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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