I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
we're so committed to being not committed
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