I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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