Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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