we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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