fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
NoShamevember. You game?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Randomize