But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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