Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
