I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Couch. On fire.
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