..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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