its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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