But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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