Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.