Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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