I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
Terrible brother advice.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.