Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions