get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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