This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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