If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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