Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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