at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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