If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.