just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed