how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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