Joe is yelling at the trees again.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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