North Korea, Best Korea!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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