had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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