Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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