Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.