try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
you would pick up someone in the library
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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